The Hilariously Bad Wedding Playlist: Best wedding songs not to play at your wedding

Weddings are a time for joy, love, and laughter. But sometimes it's the most unexpected songs that can hilariously steal the show!

Instead of crafting a romantic playlist, picture your guests stumbling on the dance floor, cringing at tunes that should never crash the party during your big moment. Here's a list of tracks so amusing you’ll absolutely regret playing them at your wedding. Buckle up as we unveil these comically unfortunate picks!

Best wedding songs to avoid!

1. “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor

While this song celebrates empowerment, do you really want guests chanting, “At first I was afraid, I was petrified”? This survival anthem is more suited for a girls' night out than your wedding. Imagine a group of friends belting out the chorus while you and your new spouse try to soak in the moment. Total mood killer!

2. “Hot in Herre” by Nelly

Sure, this hip-hop hit gets people moving. But think about the lyrics: the chorus revolves around shedding clothes. Picture Aunt Mabel cha-cha-ing while singing, “It’s getting hot in here!” It’s more likely to create funny memories than cherished ones.

3. "Every Breath You Take" by The Police

Every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you... probably not how you want to kick off your marriage!

4. “Creep” by Radiohead

This deeply emotional song might resonate with some, but the lyrics of insecurity and loneliness—“I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo…”—are not the vibes you want at your wedding. Instead of sweet swaying, you might spark a conversation about existential crises among your guests.

5. “Love Stinks” by The J. Geils Band

Playing this track at your wedding might seem like a joke, but it’s one that could backfire. The message is clear: love isn’t great. Imagine the irony as you and your partner try to groove to “Love Stinks”—nobody wants to feel that way on their big day!

6. “Someone That I Used to Know” by Gotye

This hit features a melancholic reflection on relationships. As guests ponder their past love lives, it might result in somber glances rather than joyous celebration. After exchanging vows, the last thing you want is an awkward silence as everyone recalls relationships gone by.

7. "Highway to Hell"

Because nothing says "forever" like entering marriage to the soundtrack of eternal damnation and aggressive guitar riffs.

8. "Should I Stay or Should I Go?"

Because playing “Should I Stay or Should I Go” at your wedding might give your spouse second thoughts before the cake’s even cut.

9. “The Joker” by Steve Miller Band

This catchy tune has humorous puns and metaphors, however calling yourself a "picker," "grinner," "lover," and "midnight toker" in front of your in-laws might raise a few too many eyebrows.

10. “What Is Love” by Haddaway

A classic 90s anthem, the beat is infectious, but a wedding is certainly not the place to ask, “What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.”

Wedding Disaster! Bride, Groom and Officiant all fall into the pool due to the Man of honor being clumsy.

Strategic Playlists for Lasting Memories

In the grand scheme of wedding planning, music holds immense power. Choosing best wedding songs for this monumental day means to stay away from the awkward giggles and potential cause of fighting.

Pay careful attention to your playlist and opt for tracks that embody love, happiness, and a touch of romance. Your “I do” moment deserves music that enhances the celebration, not distracts from it.

When crafting your wedding playlist, prioritize songs that elicit smiles, joyful dance moves, and shared stories. Nailing the right soundtrack will make your love story all the more unforgettable!